Sunday, January 25, 2009

Ninja Throwing Stars Own Corkboards, Co-Workers

Your co-workers may think twice about sending you worthless memos now that you are armed to the teeth and ready to destroy them (the memos of course).

Express your inner ninja not-so-stealthily with these Ninja Document Tacks.  Each comes in a package of 3 for $12.  Mine are already in the mail.  Now, someone just needs to make a katana letter opener.

If you like this, you should also checkout Style Crave's article on weapon inspired home decor. I'm currently saving for the Assault Rifle Chandelier.

[ Source: Style Crave ]

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Were-Cow Discovered in Iraq! Wait, What?

GeekDad at reports that two behavioral scientists from the Department of Psychiatry and Behaviours Sciences at UAE University have discovered several cases of Lycanthropy (Werewolf-ism) and one case of Were-Cow-ism. Here is an excerpt from the original article:
"The type of animal that the patients changed into were mainly dogs (seven cases) and only one case changed into a cow for the first time to report."
This was incredibly shocking to me (especially since I've always wanted to become a werewolf!), until I got to the bottom of the article:
"... Lycanthropy is the belief in the capacity of human metamorphosis into animal form... So, lycanthropy has less to do with an abundance of hair and a desire to devour raw flesh on a full moon. And, more to do with the belief that you can turn into another animal. Oh well, another of life's small disappointments."
[ Source: GeekDad ]

Gladiator Combat Dispute Resolution

What better way to resolve a dispute then to fight someone?  If you are anything like us, then you have a similar impulse every few minutes.  Well the brilliant folks at Gadget Epoint have made this a real possibility with their inflatable gladiator combat armor. Without the risk of prison or bodily injury,you can now express your blood lust safely and consequence-free!

Next time your wench talks back, hand her the black armor and tell her to defend herself.  You and a co-worker competing for a prestigeous project?  Throw down the gauntlet and turn your cubicles into a battle cage!  Unfortunately for them, you have allready had some practice with your now subservient giflfriend.

[ Source: Nerd Approved ]

Friday, January 23, 2009

Welcome, to the 1st ever Robot Porn Blog!

No not really, sorry to disappoint. This is just the first post in a collection of fun, sometimes serious, and (hopefully) interesting things that I come across on the web-tubes and good ol' meatspace. The true identities of our writers will never be publicly known. This is to protect our other public and secret pursuits (ie: running for public office, goat trafficker, pleasure-bot impersonator). We hope you like our blog. We humbly welcome you to... Licentious Inductor.

For those of you seriously looking for robot porn, stay away from us you freak! Here are some links to some weird stuff: