Will you be my Drunken Valentine?

I know you are all wondering what to get your honey for Valentine's Day this Saturday. Don't make the same mistake as last year!

So here are some ideas for those of you who still have no clue what you're doing:

• Happy Pucking Valentines Day
• Customized Adam and Eve Poster
• Geek Love LED
• Pink Tazer
• Smittens
• Silicone Butt Enhancer
  
• 10 Far-Out Valentine Gifts

Ninja Throwing Stars Own Corkboards, Co-Workers

Your co-workers may think twice about sending you worthless memos now that you are armed to the teeth and ready to destroy them (the memos of course).

Express your inner ninja not-so-stealthily with these Ninja Document Tacks.  Each comes in a package of 3 for $12.  Mine are already in the mail.  Now, someone just needs to make a katana letter opener.

If you like this, you should also checkout Style Crave's article on weapon inspired home decor. I'm currently saving for the Assault Rifle Chandelier.

[ Source: Style Crave ]

Gladiator Combat Dispute Resolution

What better way to resolve a dispute then to fight someone?  If you are anything like us, then you have a similar impulse every few minutes.  Well the brilliant folks at Gadget Epoint have made this a real possibility with their inflatable gladiator combat armor. Without the risk of prison or bodily injury,you can now express your blood lust safely and consequence-free!

Next time your wench talks back, hand her the black armor and tell her to defend herself.  You and a co-worker competing for a prestigeous project?  Throw down the gauntlet and turn your cubicles into a battle cage!  Unfortunately for them, you have allready had some practice with your now subservient giflfriend.

[ Source: Nerd Approved ]