Thank St. Patrick that O'bama is Irish

I'm so thankful to the merciful St. Patrick that we have an Irish President.  Maybe now my people's culture and customs (drinking, fighting) can finally be accepted into American Society. In a gesture of acceptance of this new revelation, the White House has dyed its fountain green at Michelle Obama's request.

• Irish roots of Barack Obama uncovered
  
• White house fountains dyed Green

( AP Photo/Ron Edmonds )

Will you be my Drunken Valentine?

I know you are all wondering what to get your honey for Valentine's Day this Saturday. Don't make the same mistake as last year!

So here are some ideas for those of you who still have no clue what you're doing:

• Happy Pucking Valentines Day
• Customized Adam and Eve Poster
• Geek Love LED
• Pink Tazer
• Smittens
• Silicone Butt Enhancer
  
• 10 Far-Out Valentine Gifts