Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Dear ReadWriteWeb, You FAIL at FaceBook!

Dear ReadWriteWeb,

You totally suck at being FaceBook. FaceBook is excellent at being FaceBook! So I don't understand why you, supposedly 'smart' web savvy guys, can be so utterly horrible at being FaceBook! How difficult can it be to be FaceBook, really? Mark Jerry Zuckerstein built facebook only using empty PBR cans and Ramen Noodles' flavor packets. You better get you shit together or you will FAIL more miserably then you already are!

Armitage

[ Via: ReadWriteWeb ]

Friday, April 10, 2009

Human-Animal Hybrids discovered in Australia

A colony of Human-Animal Hybrids has been discovered on an Island off the coast of western Australia.  Authorities believe that the Hybrids represent a set of failed genetic modification experiments.  It seems their twisted benefactor died unexplicably in the late 90's and the facility was deserted. All except for the current deformed inhabitants.

No not really, these bizzare creations are the works of Australian Artist Patricia Piccinini.  Donna Haraway describes Piccinini's work as "Speculative Fabulations for Technoculture's Generations". All I know is that this stuff freaks me out and I can't finish my lunch.

[ Source: Kontraband ]

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The Finest American Automobile Ever Built

While Detroit is figuring out how to dig itself out of its own finacial mess, the answer to their prayers are right under their noses!  I'm proud to present.. the Chevy Cavelier 'Rollin Deep' Edition.

Some Be Hatin
[ Source: Reddit ]

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Were-Cow Discovered in Iraq! Wait, What?


GeekDad at Wired.com reports that two behavioral scientists from the Department of Psychiatry and Behaviours Sciences at UAE University have discovered several cases of Lycanthropy (Werewolf-ism) and one case of Were-Cow-ism. Here is an excerpt from the original article:
"The type of animal that the patients changed into were mainly dogs (seven cases) and only one case changed into a cow for the first time to report."
This was incredibly shocking to me (especially since I've always wanted to become a werewolf!), until I got to the bottom of the article:
"... Lycanthropy is the belief in the capacity of human metamorphosis into animal form... So, lycanthropy has less to do with an abundance of hair and a desire to devour raw flesh on a full moon. And, more to do with the belief that you can turn into another animal. Oh well, another of life's small disappointments."
[ Source: GeekDad ]